The future is not in your hand

But in present the mobile is in your hand

So please sms me

 

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Life is like a vehicle. Husband and wife r 2 tyres of the vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle will not move. So brilliant people keep a stepney.

 

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Only 10 % girls ply games like tennies, foodball, carroms, cricket,etc becos 90% girls with boy's life. So be careful.

 

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When u kiss a british girl, she says,'kiss me hard'. When u kiss a USA girl she says 'kiss me slow'. When u kiss an Indian girl, she says 'Aarenkilum kanum'

 

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Oct2   4 Gandhi

Nov14  4 Nehru

Aug15  4 India

April1  4 U

I am the first person to wish u an advanced Happy B'day

 

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What is the similarity between BRA and BAR

Ans; Both are the places where men go crazy when they  are open....

 

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Wish you a happy new year

may god bestow you with

Tata's status

Ambani's wealth

Binladan's courage

George Bush's power

and Billgates income.

 

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A man always singing under the water.

What is his name

Jalandarsingh

 

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TTR fined ticktless girls. Churidar girl is fined Rs 100. Midi girl Rs 50.Half skirt girl Rs 25. Next girl was fined Rs 0. Why   Think positive. She had a ticket.

 

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The minimum education qualification required to apply for the post of a Lower Division Clerk in government service is SSLC (10th standard pass). The pay scale is around 3000-5000 and it is not easy to get this job. You need to work hard in the PSC test to get in.
But unfortunately in order to become [...]

Love begins with a smile,
Grows with a kiss,
Ends with a tear.
When you were born,
You were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die,
You’re the one smiling
And everyone around you is crying.

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He (Azhikkode) is a drunkard. He is infected with leprosy.
- Vellappally Natesan (SNDP secretary)

If I have leprosy, I got it from Vallappally. I don’t drink and if drinking is such a vice, why is Vellappally running a bar?
- Sukumar Azhikkode (A writer and orator)

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mallu parents keep all tatsy food in refrigerator and give u "kanji" and "kappa"

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Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station ???

Police: Yes, what is the matter ???

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.

Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom...

Police: you FOOL...

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